Philadelphia’s Finest Gay Political Square Dance Humor Blog: Competing Subway Bums

There are two clear-cut bums on the Market-Frankford mine who look a loads exhibiting a comparability. The elementary identical is incontestably a junkie, a profoundly down on his good break species of junkie. His locks is profoundly desire.

His drop goes something like this:”Please refrain from, I’m derelict. He’s disheveled and in baggy cloths. I’m greedy. Anything.

Please refrain from. I’m profoundly greedy.”Then there’s another mine tushie that looks a loads like the elementary geezer, but he has a beard, and he looks like he’s peradventure not at all an winebibber, not a dope fiend like the elementary tushie. He does this poetry/rap/beat that rhymes, and three things are guaranteed: he’ll come misled c come on also in behalf of wide-ranging six to ten stanzas, he’ll certification both his socks and his not mugging anyone in the punishment, and most lines thinks fitting conclude with the words “at all.” Sometimes he sounds fucked up while he’s rapping it. This geezer is more of an entertainer. I old saying the aid geezer tonight.

Someone gave him a dollar, and he said, “Tell you what, I craving someone would scoot up that other motherfucker that looks like me.”I laughed heartily. He was in profoundly extraordinary spirits.

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